What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Sure no problem officer.

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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What should I do to get over a relationship?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why do Democrats keep calling Patriots/President Trump supporters "sore losers"? Do they purposefully ignore the massive fraud that took place, or genuinely think that there was zero fraud?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

{RING} {RING}

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

After a few moments he returns.